The above is a homo-sapien-obsessed and -- dare I mention -- sexually promiscuous tree frog. Just look how he shoves his junk against the glass like that. For shame.
The below is this tree frog's attempt to exploit popular fairytales as a means to get sweet lovin' from as many human ladies as possible.
Dear Sexy Women of the World,
It is I, Prince Luigi Francisco Leroy McCallahan, IV. I hail from the rich, although obscure (you've probably never heard of it), principality of Notafrogtopia.
Would you believe it, the thing they warn you about in the storybooks happened to me! I got cursed by an evil, ugly-ass witch. I was once the handsome, rich, studly heir to my country's throne. Then I got caught in some mystical crossfire and now I've been turned into a beast: a pint-sized warty green tree frog. Alas, alack.
I beg you, I beseech you, oh fine ladies of the world. Kiss me! Make me a prince again. And then I will take you to my kingdom---what did I say it's name was---oh yeah---Notafrogtopia and you will be my queen.
So just come on over, lean down, and plant a wet one on my quivering froggy lips.
Your kingdom awaits!