Monday, June 10, 2013
A Cat Protests Apple's New Non-Cat-Named OS
The above is a Maine Coon cat named Enoch who thinks the new OS should have been named Apple BigassKitty.
The below is his letter to the Mac powers that be.
Dear Jony Ive,
After over ten years of naming Apple operating systems after my feline brethren, you chose to negate that sacred bond by naming the new OS after something that sounds like a shitty dive bar and reminds us all of Mel Gibson's finer days. How dare you.
As such, I've decided to learn Linux, and will be trading my iPhone in for a Samsung. This is what it's come to. Also, watch out; I pooped in your shoes.